slendyrunawaywithme:

shampoo for my real friends

real poo for my sham friends

sandandglass:

Obama’s one-liners during his speech at the White House Correspondents Dinner. 

dicksploiter:

Just cancel the next pokémon game and bring this back.

westbor0baptistchurch:

tootsied:

iapprovethispost:

tootsied:

I don’t give a damn about my reputation [LOUD GUITAR]

You’re living in the past it’s a new generation 

[LOUD GUITAR]

[SHREK ATTACKS THE KNIGHTS AT LORD FARQUAD’S CASTLE]